Well this year certainly falls under the 'unpredictable' category.

This is the year, the big one, the main event, the final countdown…the end and the beginning of an era. I’m have now turned  30 *(insert fireworks and thumping dance music). I know, I can barely believe it myself.

little did I know when I set this up, spent months planning and finalising 2020, way back when in 2019, just what this year would bestow upon us. The world grinding to a halt as a moment of history swept over us all and brought with it darkness to many. 

Now as the light begins to break and we look towards moving forwards, things will not be as they where before, but the passion Is still here, the love I have for you all is still here and I am very much, still here.

– Madeleine x

Due to the pandemic and my care for the wellbeing of my lovers I immediately ceased in person work way back in Mid March. I am one of the lucky ones who has not been in contact with the unmentionable, self isolation has been a hurdle in itself, there where genuine moments where I felt a loss akin to loosing a loved one just by being by myself everyday. 

I took a complete break from Madeleine for my own good, knowing full well I could step back in when the time was right and things where looking brighter for all. 

Due to the new world we now all inhabit I have re structured my dates available, including durations and fees etc.. This may seem a huge change but it is done in mind with the health crisis and being able to provide as safe of an experience as possible, easing back into the joys we all once indulged in. 

Dates Both Online and In-Person

For the time being my minimum date will be 2 hours, this is to allow me to support myself whilst limiting exposure and therefore being less of a risk to myself and my lovers. Your safety is my priority alongside my own.

I have always been a quality over quantity kind of gal, never more than one lover in a 24 hour period, I will be limiting my weekly contact but I am free most days for all kinds of shenanigans.

I can’t wait to be back in your arms and for you to be back in mine.

– Madeleine xx

Your Pleasure Is Always My Pleasure…

(There will be a rate increase September 1st, current lovers and those who become one before then will all be grandfathered with the rates below for any future dates)

1 hour date – £150 
1.5 hour date – £200

2 hour date – £250

3 hour date – £350

4 hour date – £450

5 hour date – £550

Overnight date – £900

I can’t wait to meet you whether its anew or again x

Introductory online dates are available book one today and let’s get virtually acquainted or catch up….

30 minute virtual date £70

1 hour virtual date £120

Weekly virtual date package £500 (seven one hour dates which can be spread over a longer space of time)

Monthly virtual date package £1000 (unlimited dates of any duration spread out online over a four week period)

Alternatively we can correspond with my text and call package at the weekly cost of £50. You’ll get as many texts as you like, 2-3 calls and 2 max video chats. Make it monthly with the one time donation of £200.

Fancy an online dinner date?

That I can do, join me for a video conference where we can wine and dine from afar whilst we eat, laugh and joke together… and possibly more. Online Dinner Dates are available for the small fee of £60.

I do love the occasional competitive foreplay activity of online scrabble… should you be tempted. Genuine enquiries only please, I’m being deadly serious…. 

Belated Birthday Gifting 

Gifts are never expected but always appreciated, if I am lucky enough to be deserving of your kindness please find below my personally tailored birthday wish lists and gift card options filled with all sorts of treats that I love, which enrich life and help hobbies and interests bloom.





John Lewis


Want to send me some birthday yummies and a bottle of fizz?

Thirsty 30 Bucket List!

Give me dates, give me dates, give me….

If I can tick just one thing off this list I will be eternally grateful and it will be the best birthday a woman could hope for. Here are date ideas, achievements I want to unlock and material things that would make my birthday extra special. I fully intend on fulfilling all of these myself but as always some of these things on the list are best enjoyed with intoxicating company. Be my partner in crime? 

  • Afternoon tea at The Ritz
  • An F1 race
  • The Opera
  • My first pair of Louboutin shoes 
  • An actual grown up purse
  • Overnight date at London Zoo
  • A ride on London Eye
  • Dinner in the Shard
  • The sky garden
  • Swingers Club
  • A boat down the Thames at sunset
  • As a lifetime Manchester City fan I would love to be taken to a box to watch them play
  • A musical production at the Royal Albert Hall
  • My first fly me to you
  • A stay at The Witchery
  • Membership/access to the London Whisky Club

Restaurant Bucket List



A. Wong

The Clove Club




Fancy Crab



Here's to a fantastic (Hopefully) end to 2020, may it be filled with adventure and a whole heap of fun.